Wheezers

Q. How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without crackingit?
A. Concrete floors are very hard to crack!

Q. If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would ittake four men to build it?
A. No time at all it is already built.

Q. Approximately how many birthdays does the average Japanese womanhave?
A. Just one. All the others are anniversaries.

Q. If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four applesand three oranges in the other hand, what would you have?
A. Very large hands.

Q. How can you lift an elephant with one hand?
A. It is not a problem, since you will never find an elephant with onehand.

Q. How can a man go eight days without sleep?
A. He sleeps at night.

Q. Why it is impossible to send a telegram to Washington today ?
A. Because he is dead.

Q. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become ?
A. It becomes wet.

Q. What often falls but never gets hurt ?
A. Rain